Jason and his Grandmother, parts 3212 - 3215

 3212. Now it is covered over with cement and every minute cars go by each other going seventy miles an hour separated by three feet of space and a line of white paint. Just for one minute try to consider how really stupid such an arrangement is.

 3213. And every day you read in the paper about yet another idiot that has smashed himself to a pulp because it didn’t occur to him that moving a hundred miles an hour is a steel box on wheels is idiotic. 

 3214. People live their lives in  ignorance and it is only in the last two or three seconds they are alive that they truly deeply understand just how moronic they have been.

3215. And then there are people like you and Sheila’s boyfriend who are not content to die in that stupid way but you also have to spend all of your money and time making absolutely sure you don’t miss out on any of the trauma.