Faldoni, parts 3012 - 3015

 3012. That can have only one answer, the Lord God Jehovah owns the Roman Catholic Church, and the Pope, all the cardinals and bishops, priests monks and even we humble friars are all His personal possession. 

 3013. So whomever decides to destroy one of God’s creations is quite obviously doing a very reckless and inconsiderate thing, regardless of any misguided ideas that would seem to justify such an act in the narrow view of those who actually probably do not even believe in God in the first place.

 3014. Because if they truly believed in God, and believed that God created the universe and everything in it, they might have a hard time deciding to cut grass, let alone cut off Faldoni’s head.

3015. We could make the mistake of destroying Faldoni because he was taking good care of God’s ultramarine blue that nobody else cared about, but then, tomorrow perhaps, God might go looking for Faldoni to see how he was getting on, and lo and behold he would discover that you had done away with him, and then there might be Hell to pay, and that is Hell with a capital H.