Richard Britell July 1, 2012
3312. "Human beings are all alike", said the Duck, "when it comes to not understanding that cars have feelings and consciousness." It is so obvious it is painful. Show me an old car anywhere that does not know to the penny the account balance of their owners checking account relative to the cost of repairs".
313. "Now I will grant you that new cars are very dumb at first," the Duck went on, "their consciousness usually begins to develop about the time you miss their first scheduled maintenance."
314." These old cars, like this 2CV, having been on the road for thirty years often know several languages, and are very sensitive and even clairvoyant. They will breakdown the instant they can sense an accident coming, but do they ever get any credit for it? Never!"
315. "Unfortunately, the average thirty year old car has experienced so much abuse and neglect and outright rejection they they are often filled with bitterness and intense unrepressed anger"
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